

Beefy Life Lessons
Birthdays have always been hard for me. They make me feel uncomfortable, agitated, and full of dread. This is self-indulgent, but it is...
Sleep No More
This has been a week. This has been a year. This has been a lifetime. As many of you know, two men from the Ottawa theatre community who...


Liner Notes
I'm currently learning ever lyric to DNA by Kendrick Lamar. It's arguably the best rap song of all time. Come at me! Thomas and I have...


Paradise Lost and Found
It feels weird to write the word 'me' right now when everything we're currently doing is for the collective 'we'. We are staying at home...


Getting Real About Real Estate.
Ah, life in Ottawa...what can I say?! It's quieter than Toronto, it's drier (culturally) than Toronto, and I'll be damned if it isn't...


New year. New Jew.
A long time ago, I resolved never to make resolutions. This year, I made one anyway. To be a better Jew. And this doesn’t mean you’ll...


I Just Grabbed the Socks
I went to Costco last week. My favorite place with my favorite guy. It was our date night and after almost 15 years together, this is my...


Learning From a Legend
So. Last night my mom was kind enough to treat me to a night with a legend. That legend’s name is Celine Dion. I was an accidental Celine...


Fuck Inspirational Memes
Today is world mental health awareness day. I want to add to the conversation because I really don’t want to add to the conversation....


An Imperfect Post About Perfection
I read for the typos. Tyops. I look for them, I love them, I seek them out. Now, before you get your feathers in a fully ruffled state...